novelro·mancen.by Emily Skopov        
           
   



lov·er’s leap (luv´ərz lēp) n.

A high area, as on a cliff, or a small picturesque, but nonetheless hazardous bridge, from which aforementioned big stupid losers jump to their deaths.


 
       
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